Frost and Bite.

Hey Ho! Lets go!

My next winter mod just had to include a snowman and it seems that a lot of other people were going the same way and thinking along the same lines. I wanted to create a typical BTB ‘knob joke’ and so naturally I decided my snowman would have a carrot for a dick as well as a nose.

The body is made up of two balls of clay. I used off-cuts of bad taste bear and shaped them for the nose and penis. I thought to myself, why try and make two branches that may resemble wood when I have a whole heap of twigs in the garden?! I believe that is called being ‘green’. Lol. The stones/buttons are little cuts of a matchstick.

At this point I decided the mod was missing 2 things, a Santa hat and a female companion! It just so happened that one of my cocktail bears, (Tequila and Pepper) was in a perfect position and at a perfect height to give the snowman a blowjob. How about that for good luck? The hat came from a Christmas decoration, which fortunately nobody seemed to miss, hehe. My Pepper is still missing his Tequila though! :(

The mod was now looking very sexual, I painted the snowman and decided to name the couple ‘Frost and Bite’. The female did not need any alterations. I then sprayed my whole mod with fake snow, which I feel makes this mod what it is. The snow brought realism to the design and tied everything together nicely.

Now my favourite thing about this mod is the comments it received. I think BTBPaul’s comment summed it up nicely when he said,

“The 'frost and bite' blowjob one freaks me out a bit if I'm honest?! It just looks really intense...should I feel turned on?”

Well it’s nice to make people smile by creating something individual but to turn somebody on is just a whole different ball game! :)

I had one more winter mod in mind and this turned out to be my most complex idea to date. You know what you need to do! Same time, same place. :)

Craig